People who believe that Covid-19 is an exceptional disease and that lockdowns, masks and all the rest exhibit what can only be seen as cult like behaviour.
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What else should we be worried about?
Dearly beloved Sheeple My sermon today is about threats. Yes, threats to our existance or to use the latest buzz phrase ‘existential threats‘. Anyone who thinks the coronavirus pandemic came as a complete surprise to the UK should read the National Risk Register. This little-known Cabinet Office document is a catalogue of everyone’s worst nightmares including […]
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I Didn’t Think They Could Stoop Much Lower
I was wrong about the UK Government. The appearance of this crass UK government advert (below), today, telling us that we are quite clearly in the middle of a cultural purge has left me beyond angry. This is the future people are accepting – without even questioning that society is being herded towards the Great […]
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Scientific evidence for arse covering extremis
As your bellwether (and expert!) I suppose it falls on me to comment on the ‘scientific advice‘ that supposedly underlies the political (mis)management of the current pandemic of Covid-19 afflicting some unfortunate sections of the human population (the old, already sick, the obese, and those of non-white race).
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Castle Lockdowngate
It has come to my attention that a senior bellwether (from another flock) escaped recently from his lockdown pen along with his favourite primary ewe and a baby lamb.
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Clap Clap
It has come to my notice and I note with grave displeasue that some of you have been seen on Thursday evenings at the gates of your pens clapping the farmer and his veterinary assistant as they were passing with their dogs.
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Quack Quack
In looking up the definition, the term Quack, in the sense of a medical impostor, is a shortening of the old Dutch quacksalver (spelled kwakzalver in the modern Dutch), which originally meant a person who cures with home remedies, and then came to mean one using false cures or knowledge.
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Slots
Obsessive refreshing Tesco, Asda etc etc supermarket webpages for delivery slots during the darkest sleepless midnight hours has become a national essential activity.
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Not unprecedented!
Post virus lockdown the time is fast approaching for an invasion by neighbouring flocks of sheeple galloping away from their pens and descending like locusts consuming the green green grass of home pastures and fields.This has been encouraged by no less than the Prime Shepherd himself.
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